- Guess what I got for Mother’s Day?! A PINK dining room! Come see it!
- Lyle Lovett is coming to town! Are you going?!
- Am I really writing a book on community? Will you just write it for me?
- Tequila is my boyfriend…but you knew that…
- Von and I miss you; when can we bring you Dutch Bros. and cuddle and chat?
- Ella was brilliant in her school play; she stole the show! So proud!!
- My pantyliner somehow came unattached from my underwear and is now stuck on my cheek and I’m too lazy to go to the bathroom and fix it.
- I can’t believe Jason bought an RV—what about his dream of a VW bus?! Where are you adventuring?!
- My heart hurts and I could use some Kara prayer.
- Am at Barnes and Noble and see your book on the shelf!! AAAACH!!